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AI roasts your website in 30 seconds. 8 agents audit design, copy, SEO, speed, mobile, trust, conversion, and security — the same review agencies charge $5,000 for. Completely free.
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Proof policy
No fake customer quotes. No invented brand scores.
We removed the placeholder proof until we can back it with real public roasts and attributed customer feedback. Until then, the homepage sticks to product claims we can defend.
Current proof
Live product behavior, real public roast pages, and openly labeled sample states.
Removed today
Placeholder brand scorecards, invented averages, and generic testimonial personas.
Next step
Reintroduce proof only when it comes from real public roasts or explicitly attributed customer quotes.
How it works
Three steps. Zero mercy.
Paste a URL and watch 8 AI agents fight over who roasts you hardest.
Paste your URL
Drop any website URL. We capture full-page screenshots and extract the HTML for deep analysis.
8 AI agents analyze
Each agent is a specialized expert with its own personality, scoring rubric, and ruthless commentary.
Get your score + share it
Scores stream in live. Get a shareable results page ready for Twitter dunks and Slack shares.
Meet the team
8 agents. 8 opinions.
Each agent is a specialized expert with a distinct personality. They don't agree on much, but they all agree your site needs work.
Design Agent
Design
“Went to RISD and isn't afraid to use it”
Visual hierarchy, spacing, color, typography, and layout consistency
Copy Agent
Copy & Messaging
“Ex-journalist offended by your headline”
Headlines, CTAs, tone, clarity, and persuasion quality
SEO Agent
SEO
“Sees dead meta tags everywhere”
Meta tags, heading structure, Open Graph, and crawlability
Speed Agent
Performance
“Your load time gave them time to make coffee”
Bundle size, render-blocking resources, image optimization
Mobile Agent
Mobile
“Gen Z energy: if they can't swipe it, it doesn't exist”
Responsive layout, touch targets, viewport, and mobile UX
Trust Agent
Trust & Credibility
“Trusts no one, especially your SSL certificate”
Social proof, contact info, privacy policy, and credibility signals
Conversion Agent
Conversion
“Show them the money. Or at least a decent CTA.”
CTAs, value proposition, friction points, and funnel clarity
Security Agent
Security
“Doomsday prepper. Your .env keeps them up at night.”
Headers, exposed endpoints, dependency risks, and HTTPS config
Why it hits different
Built to find what costs you money.
Most audits skim the surface. We go deep on the 4 areas that actually move revenue: design credibility, conversion copy, SEO fundamentals, and trust signals.
Analysis Dimensions
Design, copy, SEO, speed, mobile, trust, conversion, security. Every angle covered.
Specialized AI Agents
Each agent is trained to think like a domain expert, not a general-purpose chatbot.
Code-Level Fixes
Plus gives you exact code snippets and implementation guidance. No vague suggestions.
Proven Dimensions
Analyzes your site across design, copy, SEO, speed, mobile, trust, conversion, and security.
What we analyze
8 dimensions. No hiding.
Every website gets scored on the same 8 dimensions, each targeting a critical aspect of your site.
Design
Visual hierarchy, spacing, color, typography, and layout consistency
Copy & Messaging
Headlines, CTAs, tone, clarity, and persuasion quality
SEO
Meta tags, heading structure, Open Graph, and crawlability
Performance
Bundle size, render-blocking resources, image optimization
Mobile
Responsive layout, touch targets, viewport, and mobile UX
Trust & Credibility
Social proof, contact info, privacy policy, and credibility signals
Conversion
CTAs, value proposition, friction points, and funnel clarity
Security
Headers, exposed endpoints, dependency risks, and HTTPS config
Pricing
Choose whether this stays a weekend project or becomes a revenue asset.
Free tells you what is broken. Plus is for vibe coders leveling up, founders already making money, and anyone ready to turn the page they one-shotted into something that actually sells.
Plus
For builders ready to turn a one-shot landing page into something that earns.
- ✓Move from weekend project energy to a page that can pull real business weight
- ✓See the funnel, not just the homepage, with 3 suggested public pages per roast
- ✓Give Cursor, Claude Code, Lovable, or Framer fixes your team can ship today
- ✓Benchmark against the competitor already taking clicks in your market
- ✓Keep high-stakes work private with 30 full-depth roasts per month during launch
Free
Use this when you want the diagnosis before you invest more energy
- ✓Up to 3 homepage roasts per day
- ✓All 8 pillar scores
- ✓Top findings per dimension
- ✓Shareable public link
- ✓Best for first drafts and quick checks
Subtle on purpose. It is there when you want it.
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